The Butt Fic
By Numnut
Nov 2003

Something came into view

It was round and encased in leather

Sam blinked the sleep from her eyes trying to clear her vision

What the hell was it?

It hovered for awhile, a luminous black visage, hovering beside the bed

She had this odd urge to reach out and pinch it

The two neurons that were fully awake, somewhat held her back but she still reached out her hand for the dancing mirage

It suddenly moved away from her, she almost sobbed at its sudden absence, but it returned and continued to dance before her eyes

Soft and round in the early morning light

Until it came down on her, it was heavy, large, and took her breath away.

She squawked, the body suddenly moved, and a head appeared. "Oops, sorry, Carter, didn't see you there."

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FIN.